Rachael
Elizabeth
Stewart

My name is Rachael Stewart. I am an economics major at the University of Texas at Austin. To complement my lifestyle, I am also an inveterate pundit, singer, and sci-fi fan. When I am not straining my brain on activities such as writing Web pages or solving complex economic equations, I enjoy raiding libraries and regaling my friends with witty conversation (no comments please) and tortured puns. I also sing alto in the University's Early Music Emsemble during the school year. It's a good life.

If you are a fan of any of these activities, you might enjoy some of my favorite Web spots:

• Baen Books
• The Pun Page
• the Unofficial Dilbert Page

Since I am so fond of puns. . . .

If you have any puns which you particulary like (or DISlike!) please, please, PLEASE send them to me. I will place them upon my page if you like, so that all who seem them my wince, chuckle, and groan to their hearts' content.

PUNch Line

What do you call a barricade above which you can just see the hats of the police hiding behind it? A coppertop battery.

Were the Viking beserkers germanic depressives?

The climax of the Lord of the Rings might be called a Frodo finish.

Where did the logical and the "free" thinkers since their truce? In Mathomattox, VA.

Where do dogs get their newspapers? Fleat Street.

Please send puns, etc. to: Rachael Stewart

P.S. If you would like to look at my other project check out Net Cemeteries